Happy Birthday Dad Funny – You can choose to either be serious or funny when writing birthday wishes and for this one, we will be writing funny birthday wishes for dad in this very collection.

Scroll through our well-written happy birthday dad funny message and wishes below to get the best funny wishes for your dad that you can send to him.

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Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad

Father, make sure you eat as much cake as possible. No, not because it’s your birthday, but because soon you won’t have the real teeth to do so. Happy birthday to you!

When you said my kids are just like I used to be, you were so right. Let me take the occasion of your birthday to say I’m awfully sorry about that. Thank you for putting up with them and me!

You may be an old man, but man, do I love you. I hope your birthday is all fun and smiles, but don’t forget to put your teeth in. Happy birthday, dad!!

You know what they say: Real heroes don’t wear capes, they make bad puns. Thank you for being a real hero, Dad. Happy Birthday!

When I was a kid I had to look up to you because you were so much taller. Now that I’m older, I look up to you because you are an amazing man. Happy birthday, dad.

I wanted to send you a funny birthday message to make you laugh, but then I realized you are already too happy to have a son like me. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Dad! You may have a lot of candles on your cake, but at least you still have your sense of humor.

Mom just informed me that, though you are getting old, you are not becoming wiser at all. You’re welcome for revealing this secret to you. Just kidding. Happy birthday to one of the wisest men I know!

On your birthday, Dad, I thought we could remember some of your most important lessons: Keep your word. Hold doors for people behind you. Never trust a ladder or a fart.

I wish you keep smiling and showing your teeth like this forever (or as long as you actually have teeth). Wishing you a very happy birthday, dad.

Dad, just like you, I want your birthday party to be awesome. Too bad there won’t be room for guests since your candles will take up all of the space! All in good fun, happy birthday!

It takes an amazing dad to raise such a ridiculously great kid. Happy Birthday Dad, I couldn’t have grown up to be so humble without you!

Thanks for fulfilling all my wishes, my Genie! Happy birthday! Ps: Why does it feel like you’re out of shape nowadays? Mr. Genie buckles up your game, dropping a couple of pounds ain’t gonna be easy at this age!

Happy Birthday. Dear Dad, you are the brightest star in the sky that guides our life. We love you, dad!

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Happy birthday, Dad! Thanks for teaching me that nothing is impossible. Which reminds me, can I borrow a million dollars?

Dad, your sense of humor has always been admired by many. So you’ll no doubt find the humor in the fact that I forgot to get you a gift for your birthday.

Hello dad, it is a fact that too many birthdays kill so you should not be too happy for today. Your favorite daughter does not want to lose you yet.

I will always look up to you, even when I eventually become taller than you. Happy birthday, my sweet father.

For your birthday, I vow to continue not telling you about all of the terrible things I did when I was a teenager. You’re welcome. Hope you have a great birthday!

They say that wisdom comes with age. Today, you have to be the wisest man I know. Just kidding! Have a great birthday! I got you a 6-pack, even though you’re turning 60 you still need your booze!

Dad, I don’t think a lighter will do the job this birthday. You need a flamethrower to light all these candles. Happy Birthday, Old Man!

Here’s a fun fact—no, not that you’re getting older. Just that you’re starting to look even funnier. Here’s to more bad jokes and a happy birthday Dad!

Dad, for your birthday, I want to quote what you have told me on my various birthdays. “Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean you get to have it your way.”

To me, you are a superhero who can do the impossible but just can’t figure out who stole the money from his wallet. You are just too cute! Happy birthday, father!

Here’s to a dad with real superpowers, like saying yes when mom says no and having the number to every takeout place memorized. Happy Birthday!

My dearest Dad, I know today is your birthday, but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it. Just kidding. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man!

Ever notice that the worse a dad’s jokes are, the better father he is? That explains why your jokes are sooooo bad! Hope your birthday is more than a few groans.

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A message from your daughter. Dad, it has all right to fake a smile on your birthdays, while others are happy for the free food, you are a year closer to the grave.

Just FYI, my gift to you would be the hell of a lot of candles I had to buy to match your age. Apart from that, wish you a very happy and prosperous birthday, daddy.

I pray that you grow so old that we will be the ones to help you blow your birthday candle, thank you for being a fantastic father to an annoying daughter like myself.

All of my characteristics of awesomeness and genius clearly came from you, Dad, including my ability to be humble. Hope you have a great birthday!

Wear your gray hairs proudly, Dad. They are memories of how terrible I was as a child, and you earned them! Happy Birthday.

With age comes wisdom, that’s why I’m always bugging you with questions! Happy birthday to the most helpful dad.

Aging backward should be considered a crime. Don’t worry no one is going to find out about this crime of yours as long as I have access to your wallet. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Dad! You are the source of my courage and encouragement because you are always there to hold me up.

Dearest Dad: I wish for nothing but a lifetime of smiles for you on your birthday . . . as long as you still have teeth. Happy birthday to you!

Dad. You said all you wanted for your birthday was to spend time together, so I’ve included a list of things that need to be fixed at my house. I’ll hold the flashlight.

Happy birthday, dad. I know I say this enough, but I really appreciate all the patience you’ve had with me. It makes me feel so much better about my future kids.

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I pray that you grow so old that we will be the ones to help you blow your birthday candle, thank you for being a fantastic father to an annoying daughter like myself.

I wanted to buy the most extravagant birthday present in the world for you but your wallet only had five bucks in it. Oh well. Have a fantastic birthday anyway.

I know my brother is going to try to top me again this year, so I decided to sneak in an early birthday surprise. Guess who’s the best? Neither of us, since you still can outthrow both of us. Let’s go watch the game tonight!

You’re like scotch, always getting better with age. Wait, no, I didn’t get you aged scotch. It was just a metaphor. Well, anyway, Happy Birthday!

Thanks for all those times you didn’t tell mom. Just know you’ve got a lot of favors you can call in, dad. Happy bright birthday!

Dear dad, mom would be so angry if I told her half of my friends to have a crush on you. You look so young and handsome even at this age. Happy birthday!

Hey Dad, You may have your own idea of fun, but it’s your day, so spend it however you want. Happy Birthday!

I’ve been thinking since yesterday about what to write in a funny birthday message for you . . . but I couldn’t think anything funny. Happy birthday!

Today is the day we take time to honor the man we admire most in our lives. So, what do you miss most about President Obama?

I’m grateful for a dad like you who keeps his arms and wallet open to his loving daughter. Have a great birthday.

May you live to be so old that you will not be able to read your birthday messages, do not worry daddy, your caring daughter is up to the task.