Funny Happy Birthday Male Friend – Today is that special day in the life of your male friend, cousin, sibling or relative, this means its a day worth celebrating. With all the troubles you both have been through it is worth celebrating with in a humorous way.
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Happy Birthday to a real swell guy! I’m sending you this ironic birthday wish because I know you’re way too cool for ordinary human sentiments.
Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite guys! I hope your day is as awesome as you are. And yes, I know that sappy stuff makes you cringe. But we don’t always get what we want for our birthday, do we?
Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have an over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely funny male friend.
I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born … Happy Birthday!
I was going to get you something special for your birthday, but then I remembered that you pride yourself on self-reliance. So get it yourself. Happy Birthday, Male Friend.
Happy Birthday to my dear male friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!
Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with a birthday cake! Happy birthday my male funny friend!
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When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!
Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!
Sending your best friend funny birthday wishes that show how much you care is a great way to just warm her heart.
Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way
You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter, and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you! Wishing you a joyous birthday, my friend, and may your life always be filled with love, happiness, and success!
You could get them an awesome gift, maybe something she has been hinting at for a while. Or something sentimental that would make her smile. Or you could take her out, drinks, dinner all of that fun stuff.
Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here! Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
If you are running out of ‘Happy Birthday, friend!’ funny quotes for your number one, look no further! Happy Birthday to my best guy friend! Hope your day rocks!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks! Perhaps you’re the crazy one after all!
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Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh, wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Happy Birthday to a great guy! You do so much for others. I hope you can take some time for yourself on your big day. You deserve it as much as anyone, and more than most.
Tonight, we will celebrate the birth of the oldest of the old! The antiques in the front row of the store! The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dear friend! May all the joy in the world live in your heart, today and always. Wherever and whenever you need something you just have to look for me, call my name, and I’ll be there.
Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend indeed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
It doesn’t have to be anything big or fancy to be special. You can just say a few small things and the rest will be taken care of.
But seriously, thanks for being such a good friend to me, and please, be happy! Especially today, the day to end all days, your birthday.
Happy 50th Birthday Funny Male
Like Many Other Superstars, You Too Have Hit 50. Happy Birthday On Your Golden Jubilee. Your Experience And Wisdom Has Benefited Many. Many The Next 50 Years Let You Fulfill All Of Your Travel Dreams. Happy Birthday.
The only thing that remains the same after all these years is that dry sense of humor. Your hair, your gut, and even your face have changed. Happy birthday, old guy!
If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.
This Is The Time Of Life Where You Can Still Let Your Hair Down Even If You Are Going Bald And Relish On The Golden Phase Of Your Life. Those Collections Of Cigars Are Waiting For You. Enjoy Them In Your Own Moments. Happy Birthday.
You are one 50-year-old who is stubborn enough to refuse someone’s offer to give you their seat on the bus. Happy Birthday and always stay young.
It’s just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
You Are Still So Stylish And Have A Panache Even At The Age Of 50. Such A Charmer You Are And So Classy In Your Style. Happy Birthday.
I wanted to find you the perfect present for your birthday. Then, I realized you are so old now that you certainly have everything you could ever want. No presents for you!
Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday, old-timer.
Now that you’re 50 you’ve probably got more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!
Happy 40th Birthday Funny Male
With so many wonderful accomplishments under your belt, I am sure that you hold no regrets up to this point in your life. Celebrate this beautiful milestone. Happy 40th birthday!
You and wine have plenty in common. Like wine, you get more and more delicious every year — certainly more priceless. Now let’s celebrate your 40th birthday!
A new chapter of your life begins today. May this year be full of blessings, surprises, and opportunities. May God bless you more with all the things you dream of and all the things you need. Happy 40th birthday!
An intelligent, admirable, and compassionate person like you understands that a 40th birthday means endless opportunities and infinite chances for even more growth. I hope this year and every year to come, are full of amazing, unforgettable experiences. Happy birthday!
Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Life does begin at forty. Your kids may not think so, but what do they know anyway? Your 40th birthday is a new beginning! It’s the perfect time to reinvent yourself!
Happy 40th birthday to a dear friend. I hope that today marks another decade filled with happiness, joy, and laughter. You truly deserve the best and I feel very lucky to call you a friend.
Being 40 means that you have experienced enough to know what you want and are still young enough to go after it. I hope that you acquire everything that you pursue!
Today is the big day! May you spend it celebrating with good friends and great food, making fantastic memories! Happy 40th birthday!
Your energy and vivacity would make even the most agile of teenagers jealous! Never change, keep being the most fun and reliable friend you have always been! Happy 40th birthday!
Happy Birthday Cousin Male Funny
On your special day, I just want you to eat and drink as much as you can – after all, there’s an awful lot of time to be skinny when you’re dead, LOL! Have a wonderful celebration, my sweet cousin.
On your birthday, cousin, people will tell you not to worry; that you should be carefree. Those people are wrong! At your age, you really should worry and care a lot! It’s time to panic!
Having a good cousin is one of the best gifts you can receive in your life. Thank you for being my inspiration and my dearest, male cousin and friend.
I’m sending birthday wishes to a cousin who has been like a brother to me. You have my best wishes.
Today, cousin, you are celebrating another year of life! Although nothing you see will compare to the wheel being invented, may this year be full of wonders! Happy Birthday!
We grow older and forget the things we used to do when young. I hope that you will never forget the hilarious times and crazy things we shared. Enjoy the moment and be happy. Happy Birthday, Cousin.
Have an amazing birthday, cousin! Given all of the secrets we have kept from our childhood, we should have won a few Emmy Awards by now.
If I could give the gift of immortality to somebody, you would be high on that list. I want you to be able to live forever and make me happy always. Happy birthday, cousin.
Out of all my male cousins, you’re the greatest. I’m wishing you the best on your birthday, and I’m sending you lots of warm wishes! Happy birthday, cousin.
Happy Birthday to my cousin! In our family, you are the one that we rely on for information about our history… because you have been here, since the beginning of time!
Happy Birthday Cousin Funny Male
I am so grateful to have you in my life. I can never forget how blessed and fortunate I am to have a cousin like you. I hope your day is filled with joy and cheer.
On this day, cousin, I know that you have questions. Like, where is the Icy hot? Is my social security going to kick in? Here’s hoping those questions are answered!
When we were kids, sharing our toy trucks was always fun. Now that we are older, just sharing good times with you is wonderful. Best wishes on your birthday cousin.
Today, cousin, my first thought was of you! I marveled at how old you really are… and wondered how much longer you can hide it! Happy Birthday!
You are a blessing to have. We are happy and grateful every day to have you as a cousin. Thanks for being such a good listener, and I hope you have a birthday you will always remember.
I always enjoyed playing baseball with you when we were kids. Now that we’re adults, I’m thankful for the great memories. Wishing you a wonderful birthday, cousin.
Wishing you a day when you are not so grumpy! Can’t do anything about you being old! Happy Birthday, cousin!
I knew we had a special bond between us from the day you were born. I am so proud of all you have done so far in your life, but I am even prouder of who you have become. Happy birthday, cousin!
Wishing you a day of light traffic, good parking spaces, and co-workers who actually do their job. It sure was worth fighting to get that manager job, huh?
I want the sun to shine the brightest today, and the birds to sing the loudest because today is one of the most special days of the year. My cousin celebrates a birthday.
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They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
You, my friend, are a truly unique guy and anything but ordinary. You’re simply unlike any other! Happy Birthday, Friend.
Friend, don’t mind me but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake! Happy Birthday, Male Friend.
Happy Birthday to a wonderful man! As you celebrate another year, I hope you look back on your life with a sense of pride. I know your friends and family are proud of you – and rightly so.
Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.
No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!
Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, man!
Happy birthday, man! My gift to you on your special day this year is that I’m sending you a wish for each year that you’ve been on this earth.
As another year passes by, another part of your body starts to fall apart. So I hope the “important” ones are left for last! I mean, you still have plans to make kids right? Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. I have two messages for you on your birthday: 1) Have a great time, 2) Don’t call me for bail money.