Birthday Message For Friend Funny – Sometimes you have to try to be humorous when wishing your friend a happy birthday, When you send a funny birthday wishes for friend it helps to relieve them of whatever tension they might be facing for that day.

Choose from either of our funny birthday wishes for friend, Birthday Message For Friend Funny, funny birthday wishes for male friend, funny birthday wishes for best friend female, and funny birthday wishes for best friend male.

funny birthday wishes for best friend

funny birthday wishes for friend

RECOMMENDED >>> Close Friend Happy Birthday Paragraph For Friend Copy & Paste

Birthday Message For Friend Funny

Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?

Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!

Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart … It’s your birthday cake.

Happy Birthday to the most awesome best friend anyone could ask for! I hope you know how much I love and appreciate you.

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

Your birthday comes around every 365 days. If this one doesn’t turn out the way you want it, wait another 365 days for a reboot.

My friend, seeing you growing old gives me heartache, and seeing you not growing up gives me a headache. Happy birthday!

Funny Birthday Message For Best Friend

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

The last year has been crazy. Fortunately, I have you to keep me sane. Happy Birthday, and let’s hope the next year brings bigger and better things.

Having friends never has been more awesome! You truly are a great person to have around, even when you eat everything on the table. We still love you anyway! Happy birthday!

Birthdays are supposed to be fun days meant to distract you from the fact that you are now officially older by a year.

I forgot to buy a gift for you so I brought myself as your birthday gift. I bet no one can give you as a precious gift like mine.

My dear friend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.

Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

READ HERE >>> Happy Birthday Message For Brother From Sister & Brother

Happy Birthday Message For Friend Funny

Happy Birthday to someone I hope is my friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.

Happy Birthday to my BFF! If the day brings you half the love you bring to others, I know you’ll have a fantastic birthday.

The person that is now one year closer to arthritis! Nah….just kidding, you still have plenty of juice left in you, and you will keep on having it for plenty of years to come. Happy birthday!

Birthdays are right for you. Studies show that the ones that have celebrated the most birthdays have the longest lives. May you have many more to come.

I’m handsome, smart and intelligent. You are ugly, old-fashioned and thick-skulled. And we are friends. See, that’s how nature balances the eco-system. Happy birthday!

There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.

Funny Birthday Card Messages For Friends

Happy Birthday to a person that is charming, talented and witty and reminds me a lot of myself.

Someone very special to me was born on this day. I won’t keep you in suspense… it’s you! Happy Birthday!

You were born on this date so we are going to put fire sticks in baked goods and sing at you while you sit there awkwardly.

Happy Birthday to the one person who’s always there for me. I hope your big day is as wonderful as you are.

Birthdays are right for you. Studies show that the ones that have celebrated the most birthdays have the longest lives. May you have many more to come.

On this birthday, you need a box of knowledge more than a box of chocolates. That’s knowledge number one for you. Happy birthday!

Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

Funny Long Birthday Message For Best Friend

I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!

Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!

Some people look old and feel young. Some people seem young and feel old. Some people like us look young and feel young. Feels good to party on your birthday, doesn’t it?

If the number of candles represents the intelligence of a person instead of his age, you’d never have to blow a candle on your birthdays. Happy birthday dear friend!

Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

READ ALSO >>> Happy Birthday Paragraphs For Your Boyfriend Copy And Paste

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend

Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.

We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.

May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.

Happy Birthday to my partner in crime. I look forward to the trouble we’re going to get into in the coming year.

No matter how much good food we’ve eaten these past years. Nobody has come close to your cooking. So do everyone a favor and wish to become a chef when you blow out these candles. Happy birthday!

When little kids ask how old you are at your party, you should go ahead and tell them. While they’re distracted trying to count that high, you can steal a bite of their cake.

READ HERE >>> Birthday Paragraph For Him Your Boyfriend To Copy And Paste

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

You may have the good look, but you’ll always need the help of my wit to shine in life. Because you lack a brain, dear friend. Happy birthday!

A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.

Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that Birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.

Best friends keep each other’s secrets, which is why I’m not telling anyone how old you’re turning today. Happy Birthday!

Remember all the times you said you wanted to lose weight? Yeah….tough luck, prepare to stuff your face with birthday cake! Happy birthday my friend!

Many people say that the best way to remember a special friend’s birthday is to forget it once. I think that Google calendar works better.

Some people lose their mind and become irritating while some are born without it and still looks cool. Happy birthday, my friend, you are awesome!

Share.

About Author

Comments are closed.